"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager
Sherlock:FUCK EVERYTHING THE WALL DESERVES MY RAGE AND MY BULLETS
John:sherlOCK WHAT THE FUCK
Mrs Hudson:lover's tiff?
John:FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE AND ALREADY THE GAY JOKES
John:I HATE YOU BOTH
John:FUCK THIS I'M OUT TO BE HETEROSEXUAL WITH MY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND
John:HOLY I got here as soon as I could Sherlock are you okay Sherlock?
Mycroft:hey gurl just trying to talk my bro into a case
Sherlock:don't call me bro get out of my face you smell fat
Lestrade:found you some fanmail also John's blog is hilarious and we all read it
Sally:Someone in the office has been posting anonymous fanfiction for it on the staff bulletin-
Lestrade:SO SHERLOCK THIS PHONE HMM THIS PHONE
Sherlock:SOMETHING IS AFOOT
John:oh you did not just -
Woman:Hello this is your mysterious antagonist. Just thought I'd let you know I'VE STRAPPED A BOMB TO A CIVILIAN AND YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK TO SOLVE A COLD CASE, HAVE FUN BABES.
Molly:SHERLOCK MEET MY BOYFRIEND
Molly:I HAVE BOYFRIEND
Sherlock:What a flaming homosexual
Sherlock:ooh John deduce the amount of fucks I give
Sherlock:aw you are adorable, now let me do the actual deducing YUP SOLVED IT BITCHES
John:So Mycroft, Sherlock sent me to help because he's basically a dick who exists under the delusion that I'm his personal lackey
Mycroft:Okay, I trust you more than my Secret Service anyway
Sherlock:YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU TRY TO DO THAT
John:AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN LONDON GOES TO
John:I can't believe you there are LIVES AT STAKE
Sherlock:Do I need to get out my violin?
Sherlock:Well there's no need to get testy
John:Right I'm going out
Sherlock:Cool I'll get the groceries
John:-and in hindsight I probably should have realised then that something was amiss-
Sherlock:I HAVE THE USB BITCH I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN
John:well butter my rump and call me toast
Sherlock:okay shit just got personal
Moriarty:THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT PEOPLE BACK
Sherlock:You're too Irish to be scary
Moriarty:I WILL SODOMISE AND FACE-FUCK YOU
Sherlock:ok I don't like this game any more
John:I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN, RUN MY LOVE
John:I meant Sherlock. Sherlock is the thing I meant.
Moriarty:CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
Moriarty:loolz bye sexyface catch you later
Sherlock:-be smooth, be smooth-
Sherlock:JOHN U OK
Sherlock:ARE YOU ALRIGHT
John:Sherlock, just - you're unclothing me what am I awake
Sherlock:sliding the bomb away
John:oh right well that was embarrassing perhaps I shouldn't have tilted my head back like that
Moriarty:LOL JOKES I'M BACK. AND I'M GONNA KILL YA.
Sherlock:then I shall sHOOT THE BOMB
Steven Moffat:do you like this?
Steven Moffat:are you invested?
Mark Gatiss:haha greatest
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS AND JUST NOW REALIZED THEYRE WEARING YOUNG AND OLD VERSIONS OF THE SAME OUTFIT
I was thinking about this like what if Madame Foster wished she was young again so she could do errands that aren’t easy for her in her old age, so she imagined Frankie.
STOP RIGHT THERE. NOT A SINGLE STEP CLOSER.
NO DON’T YOU SEE. FRANKIE IS MADAME FOSTER’S IMAGINARY FRIEND AND THAT’S WHY FRANKIE DOESN’T HAVE ANY IMAGINARY FRIENDS
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck